Ok girls, now that we’ve got our spring finery on, and it’s Saturday night, how about we go dancing?

 Ooh, but have you peeped your fancy face around the corner? Don’t you know there’s a storm raging out there?

 Mmm, see what you mean.

 It’s been sloshing in over the beach all afternoon, wave after wave,

 enough to ruin a girl’s hairdo, to say nothing of her frills and flounces.

Look at this little green branch, torn off the tree and left to swim as best it can.

No, we’ll just have to wait until it passes (sigh).